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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show

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In the wake of Democrats' decision to end the government shutdown, Jon Stewart returns to his prediction that they were going to piss away last week’s hard-earned electoral victories. With nothing to gain from caving, momentum on their side, and a deeply unpopular president, Jon compares the Democrats to the New York Giants, who at least had the good sense to fire their coach. #DailyShow #Shutdown #JonStewart #Democrats #NYGiants

 


 

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