... continued from above

A few cards short of a deck.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few of sheep short of an orgy.

A few peas short of a ...Read More

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It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

The president and his veep were talking when he said, "I hate all the dumb president jokes people tell about me."

The veep, feeling sorry for his boss, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid ...Read More

Jones: "The Chinese make it an inviolable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine, using as an example the treatment of that common ailment, the ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this ...Read More

Dick Cavett talks to actor Richard Burton about his red socks, dream analysis and his technique for performing vulnerability on stage.

Date aired – 4th August 1980