Conan talks about hosting the Oscars for the second time, testing out his jokes at comedy clubs, not being able to write a good joke about the movie Train Dreams, his preparation for the show, not getting a Best Supporting...Read More

This little girl managed to get so many donations that nobody can even lift the buckets full of coins... except her because she's the strongest girl in the world! Either that or the buckets are tricked.

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never ...Read More

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card ...Read More

While in Atlanta on vacation, Little Johnny's Daddy took one afternoon to see historic sites downtown.

Two young families were also in line to the see the sites. Little Johnny struck up a conversation with one of the boys...Read More

- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

- If you must ...Read More