Jamie Lee Curtis Settles Her Beef with Jimmy, Talks Starring in Scarpetta with Nicole Kidman

Jokes / March 09, 2026

Jamie Lee Curtis talks about her first appearance on The Tonight Show, producing and starring in the show Scarpetta and what it was like to meet Nicole Kidman for the first time.

Buddy Hackett Tells A Story He Promised Not to Tell on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

Jokes / March 09, 2026

Buddy Hackett Tells A Story He Promised Not to Tell on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

A Bad Day Fishing

Jokes / March 09, 2026

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick four ...Read More

Embarrassing Traffic Stop

Jokes / March 09, 2026

A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to drive past. Some honked their horns, others hooted, and still others stopped to ...Read More

Metaphysics

Jokes / March 09, 2026

If metaphysics is being qua being;
and if epistomology is knowing qua knowing;
then metaphilosophy must be... qua qua qua.

Sick Call

Jokes / March 09, 2026

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.

One morning at the bargaining table, the ...Read More