Keanu Reeves shares stories with Jonathan Ross about his mum running away from Essex, his first car and his love of motorcycles!

Impressionist Frank Gorshin not only played The Riddler on TV's Batman in the 60's, he was one of the special guests the night The Beatles played their first Ed Sullivan Show in New York City, February 7, 1964. Great, fun ...Read More

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

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The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of ...Read More

You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as ...Read More

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

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