Mom's Present

Jokes / March 10, 2026

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." The daughter nods in ...Read More

Airport Mistletoe

Jokes / March 10, 2026

It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of ...Read More

Physical training job

Jokes / March 10, 2026

The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.

"I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"

After a few...Read More

Fries

Jokes / March 10, 2026

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"

Andy Richter’s Other TV Shows | CONAN on TBS

Jokes / March 09, 2026

When he’s not on CONAN eating tzatziki sauce, Andy's hosting a cooking show about making tzatziki sauce.

(ran’s New Iron Fist | Trump Under Fire For Undignified Transfer | Not Learning Your Damn Language

Jokes / March 09, 2026

Iran selected a new leader without seeking America’s approval, President Trump wore a novelty hat to an event honoring soldiers killed in action, and the president insulted his Spanish-speaking guests at the first ...Read More